My experience tells me that you have been talking to an idiot. Parts of what you have been told about computer specificity are true when applied to vehicles about 1998 and up.
I have run my 87 with it's original computer, a remaned one bought from NAPA that had the wrong numbers, and one that I stole out of an 88 Ranger. This also includes swapping in an engine from an 89 and a transmission from a 91.
A 2.9 is a 2.9 is a 2.9. It will run, it will drive, it may not have over drive if it's an auto, but all 2.9 computers are backwards compatible. The only time you run into trouble is putting an 86/87 computer in an 88+ or putting a speed/density computer in a MAF system (or the other way around).
You say you combed Los Cabos, that's West coast area. Your BII doesn't have the MAF setup by any chance, does it? That could well be the source of your problem.